Girl's

What is it with girls forwarding crap to every single person they know? One of these loathsome creatures forwarded me a story about a little girl buying a miracle for $1.11. I replied that I would gladly pay $1.11 for the miracle of never receiving a piece of email from her again. I also added the melodramatic touch of praying that god would have mercy upon her soul for forwarding such trite emotional nonsense. It really brightened up my day.