What to get that special girl in your life

Isn't it always a mystery to understand girls and to know what really attracts them? Now there is some trace of light in the path. New Scientist reports that worthless gifts attract girls a lot and scientists have proved it using mathematical modelling. So to attract girls, don't try to gift something "useful". Make sure its useless such as crabs from Seattle. What girl wouldnt love getting crabs from you?